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the flapjack

When the bottom in missionary does a backwards somersault into a doggy-style blowjob
____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds

I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
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slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling
'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'
by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014
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the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.
Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ
by A gay pancake August 19, 2017
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The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, itโ€™s been bright red.
by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019
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The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

The only cartoon making Cartoon Network worth watching these days, and the most brilliant thing that ever existed since The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy was cancelled.

Created by Mark "Thurop" Van Orman, who also wrote the storyboard for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

This cartoon follows the misdadventures of Flapjack, a sweet-natured, naive, ADVENTURE thirsting little boy, accompanied by Captain K'nuckles and their Whale, Bubby, in their treacherous search for Candied Island.

Loved by many for its ever so slightly deliciously disturbing animation, hilariously twisted situations, and young Flap's adorable antics.
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack is so goddam roflworthy.
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Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!! .. NYAHEEHEENYAANEEYAA!!"
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Creepy old man: ".. I'll play a game with you! Hahaha! Wets pway a bathwoom game! ... You WIN! Hahahahahah! YOU WIN! Hahahahaha! YOU WIN hahahaa! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! YOU WIN! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!"

Flapjack: "Well you need to grow up!"

Creepy old man: "GROW UP?! I'M DIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD!"

*incredibly creepish visual on screen*

Dude. Look up "creepy old man flapjack" on youtube and I promise you'll laugh.
by ItsAlrightI'mADoctor March 7, 2010
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Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017
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