Flapjack 

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.

I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.

Flapjack by Krudler123 September 3, 2012

flapjack 

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake

Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP

flapjack by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 4, 2003

flapjack 

a very saggy, flat looking breast.

she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.

flapjack by sick December 14, 2003

flapjack 

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;

Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.

flapjack by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008

flapjack 

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

flapjack by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

Flapjack 

To die.

“Hunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
“My sanity is flapjacking right now.”
“Did you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”

Flapjack by the nusk October 16, 2022

Flapjack 

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

Flapjack by tennispl123 December 9, 2008