Flapjack

The female equivalent of being cockblocked. The disruption of a sure thing.
I was going to fuck the cute construction guy, but I got flapjacked at the last minute.
by Krudler123 September 03, 2012
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Flapjack

“Hunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
“My sanity is flapjacking right now.”
“Did you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”
by the nusk October 16, 2022
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The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.
Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.
by tennispl123 October 20, 2008
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It is the female equivalent to Teabagging. It's when a girl puts her pussy lips on your forehead.
Man I passed out at a party and got Flapjacked by this girl
by Kelsthebom July 15, 2019
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Flapjack

A woman's breast when lying on their backs appears flat and similar to a pancake or flapjack.
When my woman was flat on her back, all I saw were flapjacks!
by big daddy ron August 23, 2006
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Similar to a butherface, although less extreme. Her body is above average, but her face is below average, therefore, you must flip her over to fully enjoy the sex. More extreme measures, ie the paper bag, are not necessary.
John: She'a a 5, I think you were a little liberal with the 6.5. She's kind of a butherface.
Eric: No she's not, cause a butherface is a stunning body and an awful face, she's got an okay body and a less than okay face.
John: Yea, you probably gotta flip her over to enjoy the sex though, like a pancake.
Eric: Yea you're right, she's not a butherface, she's a flapjack.
by Eric Gunn John Carney November 20, 2007
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When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.
It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.
by F00mp November 17, 2020
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