the exchanges 

the best F#$ing band you wish you heard of already.

www.theexchanges.ca

Fuck did you hear THE EXCHANGES last night? "Fuck no! I was getting baked with the Colonle and Chronic Future out front... Arizona represent!"

the exchanges by Allan December 2, 2004

the exchange 

when you accidentally change the lotion with hot sauce example Tabasco sauce.

Ahh shit dude, my dick is burning. I just did the exchange!

the exchange by OkseSenpai420 May 30, 2018

The Exchange 

The Exchange is one of the most glorious and under-used unwritten law of partying. It just states that if you hold back the hair of a female, while she is projectile vomiting into the toilet after a few too many, She must immediately slob on your knob, during, or after throwing up.

Shit motha fucka that bitch threw up on my lap so i made her suck my D.

Bonnie and I were having a wonderful time at the party until she got sick, then she had to suck my penis. I sure enjoy calling out the exchange.

The Exchange by Kam Lange September 30, 2007

The Hollywood Exchange 

This is a sexual proclivity (fetish) where two individuals decide to come together in the bedroom. During The Hollywood Exchange, these individuals firmly press their anuses against each other. One individual then makes a bowel movement (BM) thereby pushing the excrement in to the other individual's anus.

Repeat as desired.

The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.

Danny and Andrew really like to make each other feel great by complimenting one another. One night they decide to take it to the next level. The two gentlemen remove their drawers and press their assholes tightly against each other. Andrew passes a firm log out, and in to Danny's dirt star. Danny grins widely, proclaiming his thanks for The Hollywood Exchange.

The Hollywood Exchange by VeuveStoneLight November 2, 2013

The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

The French Exchange by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

The Turkish Exchange Rate 

The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.

Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France

Guy 2: About 10:1

The Turkish Exchange Rate by Scots September 19, 2016

the monroe exchange 

when to guys get a peice of pvc pipe, shoves one end up each others ass, and then defecates in it, letting the feces mix in the pipe. how anyone gets pleasure out of this. i have no idea.

"Dude, i cant believe gay john and fred did the monroe exchange!!!"

"thats nasty dude. never say anything like that again"

the monroe exchange by straight, but messed up January 17, 2009