the exchanges
Fuck did you hear THE EXCHANGES last night? "Fuck no! I was getting baked with the Colonle and Chronic Future out front... Arizona represent!"
the exchanges by Allan December 2, 2004
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the exchange
the exchange by OkseSenpai420 May 30, 2018
The Exchange
The Exchange is one of the most glorious and under-used unwritten law of partying. It just states that if you hold back the hair of a female, while she is projectile vomiting into the toilet after a few too many, She must immediately slob on your knob, during, or after throwing up.
Shit motha fucka that bitch threw up on my lap so i made her suck my D.
Bonnie and I were having a wonderful time at the party until she got sick, then she had to suck my penis. I sure enjoy calling out the exchange.
Bonnie and I were having a wonderful time at the party until she got sick, then she had to suck my penis. I sure enjoy calling out the exchange.
The Exchange by Kam Lange September 30, 2007
The Hollywood Exchange
This is a sexual proclivity (fetish) where two individuals decide to come together in the bedroom. During The Hollywood Exchange, these individuals firmly press their anuses against each other. One individual then makes a bowel movement (BM) thereby pushing the excrement in to the other individual's anus.
Repeat as desired.
The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.
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The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.
Danny and Andrew really like to make each other feel great by complimenting one another. One night they decide to take it to the next level. The two gentlemen remove their drawers and press their assholes tightly against each other. Andrew passes a firm log out, and in to Danny's dirt star. Danny grins widely, proclaiming his thanks for The Hollywood Exchange.
The Hollywood Exchange by VeuveStoneLight November 2, 2013
The French Exchange
A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'
"I trust last night went well, Sir?"
"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"
"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"
"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"
"Very good Sir"
From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse
"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"
"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"
"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"
"Very good Sir"
From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse
The French Exchange by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010
The Turkish Exchange Rate
The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.
The Turkish Exchange Rate by Scots September 19, 2016
the monroe exchange
when to guys get a peice of pvc pipe, shoves one end up each others ass, and then defecates in it, letting the feces mix in the pipe. how anyone gets pleasure out of this. i have no idea.
"Dude, i cant believe gay john and fred did the monroe exchange!!!"
"thats nasty dude. never say anything like that again"
"thats nasty dude. never say anything like that again"
the monroe exchange by straight, but messed up January 17, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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