the dougie
the dougie by jermaine p September 2, 2006
Words you can keep
The Dougie's
The dougie's or dougie wade's is a word used within victorian prisons to replace Aids or hiv. If your bloods dirty you gone and got yourself the dougs son!.
How's that cunt they took down to medical after first muster in the cells yesterday, word is the putrid cunts got the dougie's.
The Dougie's by Double_browt_ crozzys_out April 14, 2026
doing the dougie
Doing stupidly daft things when ones intoxicated including messaging old 'friends' and destroying current friendships and relationships.
'Man we was having a hella good night then Marvin pulls out his phone and starts sexting his boss'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'
'Dammit Marvin! He be always doing the Dougie on nights out!'
doing the dougie by djkt June 30, 2017
dip the doggie
dip the doggie by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
put the doggie in the bath tub
A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
put the doggie in the bath tub by Peteybigballer February 4, 2010
Don't hurt the doggie!!
This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.
It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.
Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.
Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."
Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"
Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"
Don't hurt the doggie!! by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012
the dougler
Horny little prick that won't follow directions when there's biatches to mack with. He gave up before he even started.
the dougler by wfd April 5, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026