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the donger 

n. Status given to the most extreme surf fishing tournament competitor. Term can also be used for other extreme sport competitors.

2. Status given to extreme sport competitor after winning a large scale tournament.

3. Name associated to the ego centricities of a hard core, competitive surf fisherman.
That jerk just won the SurfGoat GOFIGHT tournament . He is The Donger.
the donger by Grampa Greg January 8, 2016
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the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.
Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

highway to the danger zone 

When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"
Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone

The Danger Stranger 

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
The Danger Stranger by Brian H October 12, 2005

the dangerous darbys

Awesome jam band at ODU that plays local bars. Has talent way beyong the scope of even their most loyal fans. Derives there inspiration and sound from the fairy -tale like like of one of their boob friends named darby.
Nick: The dangerous darbys are playin the tap house this friday

Girls #1 -18 : oh awesome! i'll def be there, i love the dangerous darbys
the dangerous darbys by nick865 February 15, 2008

Clone Drone in The Danger Zone 

An amazing game where you slice robots and be a madman but is annoying as shit and you will put holes in your drywall
Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart