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zoe the doe
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU IM GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU HAT BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DONT MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU IM PBS LIKE CAILLOU SHE DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST DID IT LIKE CAILLOU I DID GET IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU IM UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU SHE AINT WORTHY LIKE CAILLOU IM DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU IM YOUNG AS HELL LIKE CAILLOU DONT FAIL LIKE CAILLOU FUCK DORA CAILLOU
zoe the doe by swaggie1999 April 28, 2013
throwed off the doe doe
throwed off the doe doe by kingpin skinny pimp May 31, 2006
The female doe salt lick
When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants
The female doe salt lick by guakamillio July 27, 2012
The John Doe
The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.
"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"
The John Doe by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
The Doege Diet
a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.
person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
The Doege Diet by princess.duh. September 12, 2011
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