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The Dirty Dan 

You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
My girl gave me The Dirty Dan for a christmas present
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The Dirty Dan 

(must be outside) when you take a hit from a pipe or bong and go inside to grab a beer while still holding it in the letting out after taking a drink of the beer.
The dirty dan has been banned in 13 countries.
The Dirty Dan by the party brigade September 15, 2010

The Dirty Dan 

Giving with feces as the lubrication.
Eww did you see that! He just gave that guy on that bus the dirty dan!

Doing the Dirty Dan 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is bent over the toilet vomiting.
Christina was so drunk, that she was throwing up into the toilet. Dan came from behind, saw the excellent opportunity, and immediately commenced in doing the Dirty Dan.

Dirty Dan the Democratic Deflowering Man 

A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.

dirty dan in the cut 

When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number
Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.

Dirty Dan and the boohoos 

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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