Urban Dictionary: Dirty Dan

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The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.

by WhoDaresWins March 08, 2010

After ejaculating inside a womans vagina during sexual intercourse, you then leave the penis inside, urinating in the vagina.

She was mad that i gave her a Dirty Dan, but i had to go real bad.

by alamo420 January 28, 2009

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.

I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.

by Rexinator March 05, 2010

1. Verb
an action regarding the use of the opposite sex's Hands and Mouth at the same time while sucking the Male Penis rapidly.

A nickname givin to a filipino who has a fifteen inch cock

Dan has a ginormous cock. He is definetly a dirty Dan

When fucking a girl thats on her period, pull out and ass fuck her.

This nasty girl let me do the dirty dan last night.

by sickguy08 January 24, 2008