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Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.
*Dirty Dan attacks with shovel!
*It is super effective!
*Pinhead attacks with a nail bat!
*Nothing happened
by stonedweeb December 29, 2017
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The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.
Isn't Dirty Dan the baddest outlaw of them all?!

Yah! The only one who ever came close was Pinhead Larry.
by WhoDaresWins March 08, 2010
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the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
by jrad the destroyer March 15, 2008
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The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.
I think I lost some hearing because of the dirty dan that Steve gave me last night.
by Rexinator March 05, 2010
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an action regarding the use of the opposite sex's Hands and Mouth at the same time while sucking the Male Penis rapidly.
by Ddog@coolman.fuck yea.! February 24, 2011
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