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doin dips on the runner 

Doing tricep dips on a treadmill.
"I like doin dips on the runner. Den gainz."

The Dipshit Effect 

An effect as valid as the Doppler. Whereby an incredibly stupid person mistakes their own confusion for yours, and lives in a world of self-righteous indignation at your endless capacity to puzzle them.
Omaha, Nebraska is a locus of the Dipshit Effect.

Slick the Dipstick 

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)
MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!

checking the dipstick 

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.
Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

Hit The Dipski Button 

to leave a situation, to have left whoever you were just with
aye where’d jason go?

“he hit the dipski button and went to his girls house”

the dipshit table 

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE