The Crouch

To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.

"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"

by DeadlyDave June 15, 2006

The Crouch Pouch

1. A name for metaphorical storage place.
2. Nicholas Crouch's ballsack.

ex: Q: "whered you put your pencil?"
R: "in my Crouch Pouch."

ex: "I touched The Crouch Pouch"

by nich43 October 18, 2010

The Crouch Start

Where you put yourself in the crouch start and someone fucks you up the ass. You then use the crouch start to sprint away before the other guy cums inside your ass.

Mike: The boys and I did the crouch start last night, had a blast
John: Wow that's fucking gay

by jsobq July 31, 2018

doing the crouch

used when someone is spotted dancing in a sharp and edgy manner on dancefloor, or when a need for celebration dance - think peter crouch (england footballer)

1. OMG, that guy over there is so doing the crouch!!

2. woo i passed my exams, come on everyone do the crouch!

by loustar August 12, 2006

do the crouch

A new dance sweeping the nation in the UK all because one poncy football player got a little too carried away.

Background info can be found at www.dothecrouch.com

I've scored a hat-trick against Jamaica you know what, i think i'll do the crouch

by \_-_-_/ June 11, 2006

jump the couch

A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark

My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.

by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005

snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019