A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.
Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.
by therapists July 16, 2008
Get the The Crippler mug.When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.
by Slick Criple February 5, 2010
Get the The Crippler mug.after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.
This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.
by Joseph Anthony Gibbons June 28, 2008
Get the The Crippler Cross-Bo mug.When you're banging a chick doggie style, crazily, and your pork steeple slips out and you accidently ram it home in the stinker, causing severe pain. The next day the girl is unable to walk.
by VtownBoyz January 17, 2010
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Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022
Get the The Crisco Crippler mug.1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.
2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.
2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
by givit May 22, 2009
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