by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 17, 2003
it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.
by Zimdaddy August 17, 2003
when a man gives a woman rear entry, plus the complimentary reach around, and the nipple tweak, all at once.
by Zimdaddy August 17, 2003