Definitions by zimdaddy

chopped ass 

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

chopped ass by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

the old hucklebuck 

when a man gives a woman rear entry, plus the complimentary reach around, and the nipple tweak, all at once.

the sex was so intense, that she allowed him to finish her off with the old hucklebuck

the old hucklebuck by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

ass contractions 

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

ass contractions by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

the crippler

two in the pink, one in the stink.

after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.

the crippler by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

sour cream 

the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.

after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.

sour cream by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

the arsenio hall

when youn finger a girl so deep that you can feel her ovaries.

the arsenio hall by zimdaddy August 16, 2003