the crippla 

a man who is known for crippling pelvises and a retired member of the fatties

bro who is that fat man?
oh it’s the crippla, don’t talk shit he crippled my mom last tuesday

the crippla by thebrodmonster May 2, 2022

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

The Crippler by therapists July 16, 2008

The Crippler

When having sex, the man pulls out and sticks it in her but without warning. When this happens, the woman loses control of her limbs.

Ya, I slipped her the crippler; and she loved it!

The Crippler by Slick Criple February 5, 2010

Picking up the cripples 

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

Picking up the cripples by givit May 22, 2009

Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

Kill the cripple by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

the crippler

two in the pink, one in the stink.

after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.

the crippler by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.

Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo

The Crippler Cross-Bo by Joseph Anthony Gibbons June 28, 2008