the covids 

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

the covids by Toosyn March 31, 2020

The Covid 19 

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.

I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

The Covid 19 by artfulmessterpiece March 18, 2020

The Covid-20 

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat

Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20

The Covid-20 by ChefBrianCT May 11, 2020

The COVID-19 

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.

“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

The COVID-19 by The Helden Schoon April 14, 2020

it’s the COVID! 

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

it’s the COVID! by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

The Covid 15 

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

The Covid 15 by newyy1 June 8, 2020

The Covid fuck 

When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.

Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.

The Covid fuck by professor PNG November 13, 2021