the curse of sophia's dih

When you see someone you think is bad and go up to them tryna hook up, but it turns out they are trans so their dih curses you

My bro Ridhwan really got afflicted by the curse of sophia's dih

the curse of sophia's dih by korkhanjurn December 18, 2025

Of course said the horse 

Absolutely sure of something

Put a cat in the mug break the mug of course said the horse

Of course said the horse by Djdraeger September 12, 2018

The Hangman's Curse 

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.

I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.

The Hangman's Curse by Tromboneman272 September 6, 2023

The Pharaoh's Curse

If you forget to return the slab in time, prepare for The Pharaoh's Curse.
The first signs of the curse is extra sand in your shoe for no reason. This lasts for about a week before the next sign. This is your last chance to return the slab before your demise. After this week your house starts being covered in sand. Things hanging from the ceiling in your house will fall down and sand will be covering the floor. The next sign is the one most associated with the curse, spitting out sand. Victims of the curse will start to spit out more and more sand as the days go by. This will all continue until the victim suffocates and dies.

Jamal: wus goo-fffff*spits out heavy amounts of sand*

Tyrone: You straight dawg?

Jamal: Nah, I got The Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse by GhettoTraveler August 10, 2023

Stay The Course

George Bush's response to any question about the Iraq war, social security problems, or political question.

Interviewer: Sir, what do you plan on doing with Social Security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about social security?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: How are you gonna handle inflation?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: What about your approval ratings?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: When are you going to pull out of Iraq?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: But sir.... that doesn't make any sense!
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: Are you messing with me?
Bush: Stay The Course!
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Stay The Course! STAY THE COURSE!!!!!!!
Social Security: Ya, Bush is a bit tired; he needs a bananna... one sec....
Interviewer: ...?
Bush: Now what were you saying?
Interviewer: Stay the Course?
Bush: YES!!!!!! EXACTLY! Now ya gotta it!

Stay The Course by Pillsburydodude February 1, 2007

Stay the course

#1. To answer a question in the vaguest terms possible.
#2. To impart that "something is being done" but in all actuality your just standing there with your dick in your hand.
#3. Orwellian rewrite. “Stay the course” was NOT meant to connote “Attempted suicide by repeatedly ramming your head against the wall”.

We're going to do what we've done the LAST THREE YEARS.....Stay the course.

Stay the course by Jeffrey K October 25, 2006

The Scotsman's Curse 

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months

"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

The Scotsman's Curse by mustin,dustymartin October 22, 2020