The Countdown

When the perceived attractiveness of a girl diminishes as she gets closer

Guy 1: "Hey dude look at this chick walking up, she looks pretty cute"

Guy 2: "Yeah she looks to be about an 8..wait maybe a 7...6...5...4...3..2..OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT THING?!"

Guy 1: "Never underestimate the countdown"

by Jonan2012 November 1, 2010

The Countdown

The Countdown is when you're receiving oral pleasure from a young lady and she stops to ask you not to slime in her mouth. You agree that'll you'll give her a countdown before you do your business, she smiles and carries on. Just before you slime you start The Countdown from 5 and on the count of 3 you let out a blood curdling scream of 'In the moo' and jiz in her mouth while holding onto the back of her head.

I was getting a gammy off of this wee bird last week and I gave her The Countdown, she wasn't impressed.

by murdo83 July 19, 2007

The Countdown

the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.

men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????

by stormydude5 May 4, 2023

The Final Countdown

A song made by 80's rock band Europe. Found on the album "The Final Countdown".

The Final Countdown is the best song ever!

by BIGBALLS92 June 21, 2009

The Final Countdown Effect

-noun

The effect that listening to the Europe song "The Final Countdown" has on mundane, boring everyday activities, by making them instantly more exciting and entertaining.

I'm not that good at magic, but The Final Countdown Effect makes me seem more credible as a magician.

by Marry_Me November 19, 2010

The Final Countdown

A movie from 1980 about the USS Nimitz going through a time warp to December 6th, 1941. Once they accept their situation, they try to stop the Japanese from bombing Pearl Harbor. They are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katherine Ross and Charles Durning.

Filmed during the Nimitz' Sep 79-May 80 cruise. Squadrons aboard included VF-41 and VF-84 (F-14A Tomcats), VA-35 (A-6E Intruder), VA-82 and VA-86 (A-7E Corsair II), VFP-63 (RF-8G Crusader), VAQ-134 (EA-6B Prowler), VS-24 (S-3A Viking), VAW-112 (E-2B Hawkeye), and HS-9 (SH-3H Sea King). All squadrons get time on film. (from IMDB)

The Final Countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
(from IMDB)

by MITB June 19, 2008

The Final Countdown

The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.

Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?

by Pablo Beer November 27, 2007