The Coronavirus 

The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.

Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!

The Coronavirus by The Anonymous Urban Writer May 22, 2020

The Coronavirus 

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

The Coronavirus by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

The Coronavirus 

A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.

The Coronavirus got me fucked up

The Coronavirus by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan

When the coronavirus is a once-in-a-lifetime event, especially for those who never went through the pain and suffering of a world war, or experienced a pandemic, which killed millions of people.

Like the 9/11 terrorist attack, the coronavirus is a black swan that caught the world unprepared—a “known unknown” that world leaders failed to predict, which occurred sooner than later.

The Coronavirus Is a Black Swan by Fasters April 2, 2020

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method 

Whilst walking in public, either maskless or not, if you must get closer than 6 feet to another unknown human, hold in your breath, as to not inhale their exhale, scent, biome or any potential germs as you pass by. A theory suggested by a 24 year old ex NCAA college football player living at home with their parents in Southern California. Personal clinical studies have shown promise and potential.

"Damn, I'm waking on a some what narrow sidewalk and there is another unknown human walking towards me" "I can often smell through my mask and feel as if their germs fly into the wind behind them" "I shall hold my breath to lower my chances of inhaling whatever they may be exhaling" Thus, The Coronavirus Pull Out Method" was born

Also know as the CPOM "strateegerie" as the great Will Farrel would say.

The Coronavirus Pull Out Method by highdeas.greatness February 18, 2021

The Positives of the Coronavirus 

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.

Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.

The Positives of the Coronavirus by Covido April 12, 2021

The Cost of the Coronavirus 

When Covid-19 has a hidden price attached to it: those living alone or in nursing homes; those disregarding public health measures to protect themselves and others; and those losing their loved ones prematurely or their jobs suddenly.

Be it opportunist corrupt or inept politicians lying to the public to remain in power, selfish customers hoarding essential items, or covidiots refusing to wear a mask or practicing social distancing, they all have to pay for their actions (and inactions)—the cost of the coronavirus is just a breath, lie, or inconvenience away.

The Cost of the Coronavirus by MathPlus March 30, 2021