Definitions by EyyCrossroads
The Coronavirus
A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
While in the Coronavirus position:
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy
Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me
Him: it's so hot when you call me that
The Coronavirus by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020
Rambutan
Noun
1. A tropical fruit with characteristic spikes of fur
2. A tree emits fruit of the same name
Verb
1. A sexual act involving a rambutan and another's anus
1. A tropical fruit with characteristic spikes of fur
2. A tree emits fruit of the same name
Verb
1. A sexual act involving a rambutan and another's anus
"Oh, rambutans are on sale! Perfect, they'll go well in the puree"
"The sensation when you rambutan me is unlike any other"
"The sensation when you rambutan me is unlike any other"
Rambutan by EyyCrossroads December 25, 2018