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The Coronavirus is a virus that fucks up our lives. We can't go out, or do shit. I fucking hate Coronavirus, and you should too.
Aw SHIT. I can't go to the mall with my girls because of The Coronavirus!
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe

This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
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Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
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by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
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A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)
While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that
by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020
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The Only virus that was Made In China
It's not going to spread to the USA because we are UNITED
Jake: Ur moms pussy smells like fish
Jason: Ur mom has the Corona Virus
Jake: -dies-
by RubsRubaRubber2 February 12, 2020
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A virus that fucked humanity up enough that it's not just a coronavirus, it is THE Coronavirus.
The Coronavirus got me fucked up
by Psycho Llama May 25, 2021
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