The Cod
when you take a live fish(preferabley a cod) and stick it into ONE of the three holes a woman has. they include the vag, the anus, and the clevadge.
The Cod by The Freshest of the Fresh April 22, 2009
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The COD Paradox
When change is asked for an element and then the element is changed too much, so the individuals who originally requested change are now complaining and want to go back.
When Black Ops 2 came out people wanted something different, when Advanced Warfare came out, people wanted to go back, classic example of The Cod Paradox...
The COD Paradox by ANASPAN March 26, 2017
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Slapping the Cod
"Slapping the cod" is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed using the hands.
Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.
Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Origin: Spanish (Chile) "Cacheteando el Jurel" first used when two chilean fishermen were fishing for mackerel, when one fishermen felt the urge to unload his semen and turned his back on the other, when the second fisherman noticed this event he asked what he was doing and the fiserman masterbating said "I'm slapping the mackerel".
The name was then changed to "slapping the cod" as this fish is more common in Australia.
Sinonims: Beatin' it, waxin' the kielbasa, choking the chicken, etc
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Will?"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
Person 2: "No, he must be in the toilet slapping the cod"
Person 1: "I bet he's thinking of Tara"
Slapping the Cod by Nacho1995 January 28, 2014
just the cod
Guy 1: 'Youtubes april fools this year was just the cod this year'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'You know...boring, stupid...'
Girl 1: 'She had told me her hair looked amazing...but when I saw it I thought it was just the cod'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'You know...boring, stupid...'
Girl 1: 'She had told me her hair looked amazing...but when I saw it I thought it was just the cod'
just the cod by Parkourblog April 1, 2010
Sned The Cod
Sned The Cod by Wingus and the ping pong boys July 15, 2022
Electrocuting the Cod
Electrocuting the Cod by koreond3432 April 23, 2023
Darian The cod kid
The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.
Darian The cod kid by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024
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