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The Closer 

With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!
The Closer
The Closer by Dirtboyaf October 9, 2010
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The closer 

When you beat your dick with one hand and finish fast and quick with the other.
Whenever I jerkoff I always finish with the closer.
The closer by Rmacmarlboroman September 18, 2020

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven 

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life
the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

closer to the sun 

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea
Closer to the sun, and far from the moon
closer to the sun by Robotcow January 5, 2009

Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are youa homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Spinning Rhymes Closer To The Ladder As I Come Closer (Snakes And Ladder); The First Juvenile Release 《¿?》

straightening up the closet 

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.

Falling into the closet 

The act of accidentaly falling onto a homosexual male's erect penis.
1. Heiko was so drunk last night that he was falling into the closet.

2. I heard that JJ fell into the closet with Marco after he had slipped on a bannanna peel.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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