the "straight" girls in the class 

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands

Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class

the "straight" girls in the class by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020

Sped kid under the sped class 

An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.

Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class

Sped kid under the sped class by Toystorykid2882 January 26, 2023

my class wont shut the fuck up 

just shut the fuck up bpeople

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up

my class wont shut the fuck up by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 17, 2022

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on 

She's amazing. Also used to send the 25 questions which I have no idea about.

Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions

Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023

Every legal system, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class.

An expansion of the first maxim to the entire architectural level. It argues that the structure of courts, procedures, rights, and professions (judges, lawyers) is not a neutral framework, but a mirrored hall designed to reflect and manage the power relations that birthed it. Adversarial systems reflect competitive capitalism; bureaucratic legalism reflects managerial control.

Every legal system, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class. Example: The American legal system's immense complexity, cost, and reliance on high-paid experts photographs the behavior of a ruling class that uses law as a tool for strategic advantage. Its outcomes often mirror existing wealth distribution, not because judges are corrupt, but because the system's design favors those with resources to navigate it.

Every legal system, without exception, is an exact, color photograph of the behavior of the ruling class. by Nammugal February 5, 2026

silence of the clams 

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

silence of the clams by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Stack of the Claps

When you are sitting in a chair for extended periods of time and consistently are shitting your pants leading to a large pile of shit in your pants.

Reese was sitting his chair playing Fortnite all day and never got up to take a shit. By the end of the day he had a Stack of the Claps left in this pants.

Stack of the Claps by BigfootConnor April 4, 2020