Definitions by MillsFokk
Tilt-A-Hurp
another name for the Tilt-A-Whirl amusement ride that is a large contributor to the amount of vomit and vomit-smells at county fairs, amusement parks, and small carnivals.
Me and Joey went on the Tilt-A-Hurp at the Firemen's Fair over at Middleville, and it smelled like baked used pizza near the garbage pail.
Tilt-A-Hurp by MillsFokk August 25, 2009
used food
At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.
cuntnundrum
Father O'Thomas sure got himself into a cuntnundrum when he had sex with Sister O'Hillary Shea during bingo last night.
cuntnundrum by MillsFokk August 25, 2009
shit snore
when somebody is snoring loudly, on the intake of the snore, when it sounds like a snore that has pauses in, sounding like an old man with diarrhea in the public restroom.
I was in my dorm room at college, and my roommate started to shit snore something fierce, almost sounded like he was starting a lawnmower or something.
shit snore by MillsFokk August 24, 2009
morbid validity
something horrible or morbid in the written word, on film, or in an image, that explains itself in a way you can understand and/or appreciate. creating something horrible or morbid that is not simply to shock, scare, or disgust people.
Some of Edgar Allen Poe's work, like the Cask of Amontillado, had a sort of morbid vailidity behind it. (or) I saw that horror movie, Final Destination, and it seemed that most of the killings were done to shock people, it lacked morbid validity compared to a movie like Silence of the Lambs.
morbid validity by MillsFokk August 16, 2009
silence of the clams
the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.
silence of the clams by MillsFokk August 16, 2009
simultype
when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".
I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?