the chobes 

Something extraordinarily excellent. Of particularly fine quality or appearance.

Dude, I'm telling you, get the cajun chicken. The sauce on that shit is the chobes, joe.

Fuck me! Danny's new girlfriend is the chobes.

the chobes by Tyrathect May 20, 2006

The chodesters 

Worlds most vicious small dick gang

Woody- “Hey, have you heard about The Chodesters?”

Tommy- “ Yeah, I heard they’re big streets and small in the bed.”

The chodesters by Ray Nathan August 2, 2018

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

The Chodesman by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

Bone the chones 

When a tranny walks around with a fat ass boner in their tranny chones

"I love going to Walmart and seeing all the trannies with the bone the chones"

Bone the chones by BlueSneaksCHS September 15, 2022

Cholesterol To The Banana 

Something a dying wise old man would say before he perishes.

Son before I leave this life for good I want you to always keep these words in your hear "Cholesterol To The Banana".

Cholesterol To The Banana by some guy who likes stuff October 14, 2011

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