the celebrity 

the sexual act of having anal sex with your partner, right after you climax you bust out with a sharpie and sign her ass. insertion of said marker afte signature is optional.

that chick got pissed when i gaver her the celebrity last night.

the celebrity by tucsontony October 20, 2004

the celebrity snowman 

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!

banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!

the celebrity snowman by lou December 10, 2003

Enzo the celebrity 

This is a celebrity frfr no cap on diddy

Enzo the celebrity is short and can be used in sentences such as “dang why Enzo 😔”

ENZO IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR

Enzo the celebrity by LEBR0NJAME$ March 31, 2025

Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity 

The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.

This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.

Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity by DoofPoof March 20, 2022

The masked celebrity 

The weirdest show were 5 dumbass celebs try to figure out wich celebrity is behind a mask singing.

John:have you heard of the masked celebrity Joe:no John:then your not dumb

The masked celebrity by Hi ur mom is straight February 16, 2019

《¤》Angel Jose Robles; The First Celebrity: The First Juvenile Release《¤》

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《¤》Angel Jose Robles; The First Celebrity: The First Juvenile Release《¤》

《¤》Angel Jose Robles; The First Celebrity: The First Juvenile Release《¤》 by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act 

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011