Definitions by lou

dayum 

You would use this interjection when you see a fine piece of ass. As this girl walks past you, you must lean back and exclaim this this phrase with impeccable timing. This is especially useful after watching a fine lady such as Danielle Conklin pass by.

DAYUM DConk! Since when were u so hot?!

dayum by Lou April 13, 2006

Fiesta 

Most notable from cumfiesta.com. Fiesta means to ejaculate or shoot a huge load on a girl.

Are you ready for the Fiesta? I just fiesta'd all over your girls face!

Fiesta by Lou May 13, 2005

Spicy Magritte 

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

Spicy Magritte by Lou April 19, 2005

gelatinous emu 

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

gelatinous emu by Lou April 10, 2005

Gunch 

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005

rudenoxious

Both rude and obnoxious

He is so rudenoxious

rudenoxious by lou January 10, 2005

jackjuice

male semen- see jilljuice

so after you've got his jackjuice in your mouth you can snowball it back

jackjuice by lou December 20, 2004