tucsontony's definitions

the postman

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004

the celebrity

the sexual act of having anal sex with your partner, right after you climax you bust out with a sharpie and sign her ass. insertion of said marker afte signature is optional.

that chick got pissed when i gaver her the celebrity last night.

by tucsontony October 20, 2004