Definitions by tucsontony

the celebrity 

the sexual act of having anal sex with your partner, right after you climax you bust out with a sharpie and sign her ass. insertion of said marker afte signature is optional.

that chick got pissed when i gaver her the celebrity last night.

the celebrity by tucsontony October 20, 2004

the postman 

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out

i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.

the postman by tucsontony October 20, 2004