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The Capitol

Of Bay Area Origin
It refers to a Toilet
It gets this meaning from a Russian Word for Take a Shit which sounds similar to the title "Governor"
This eventually progressed to Taking a Governor
Eventually the saying "visiting the capitol came into common parlance
It may also refer to the state of the Economy across the world as of the year 2009 ad
Scotty-"shit bro I ate tooo much..."
Marvin-"Same here nigga, Imma Go visit The Capitol real quick"

Boss-"where the fuck is Dave?"
Assistant-"He said he was visitin The Capitol, he had some stimulus 2 unload"
The Capitol by therealninja447 March 20, 2009
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the capitol g 

Familiar Authority

The Guy you know, who is in the Know.

When ya say "Sup G?" He's got the answer.
I don't know that but ask him he's the capitol G.

The Capitol Punnishment 

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem
Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment

Storming the Capitol 

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.
torching the capitol by gnostic3 January 30, 2020

Storming of the US Capitol

Let me make this as unbiased as possible.

On January 6th 2021, an armed mob of far right individuals broke into the United States Capitol Building with the intent of stopping the US Congress from certifying the 2020 presidential election. Many were injured, and a few were killed.

The riot ultimately failed, and the election was certified, with all objections to the certifications of certain states failing.
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