The
Jim Buckaroo: doggy style then in the crucial moment.........your fictional
father Jim Buckaroo enter the room and stops... and stares for a second (keep in mind you are staring back while continuing your doggy style. "woof woof" amiright ;) and then flicks his hat up (bc hes canadian, of course) and slowly says....
"
Im hanckering for some meat, yall know where i can find some?"
you nod slowly and he winks back. but you cant be disgusted...because hes your fictional
father. youve had so many fantasies with him. its only right.
Jim Buckaroo joins the fray.
This sentimental moment touches you. You cry....
before you know it. you are in the columbian fathers of confederation (where in a 3 way the girl is blowing the first partner, while the first partner is concurrently doing the same to partner two with lubrication being the tears (welcome to Columbia)) you look up and through your tears you see
Jim Buckaroo looking down at you.
he tips his hat down and says
"its
time",winks, and says "wipe those tears away son"
you wipe them and suddenly....
Jim Buckaroo is gone. You look down...theres no one there.
You're alone...
you look up and see the padded walls surrounding the room. your sitting there. in the sea of
white. and realize.....
Everything.
"yee haw" you say faintly as you breakdown at the
reality of life.
yee haw...
