the bozo
after eating a girl out on her period, making out with her, giving her a large red area around her mouth, like the clown
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flip the bozo bit by Mike McCarthy February 8, 2005
Fozo the Bozo
I was just going to the kitchen, and then my family and I heard someone breaking in through the window, my whole family got out the door before she could get in but I was the only left and it was too late. Fozo the Bozo got in before I could do anything and she forcefully raped me with a dildo taped to her vagina.
This is the story of Fozo the Bozo
This is the story of Fozo the Bozo
Fozo the Bozo by BruunsMomIsOld January 16, 2012
hannon the bozo clown
hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys
hannon the bozo clown by bozos fr May 25, 2022
Bozo the Clown
Bozo the Clown
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
I never want to see that woman again, so I gave her the "Bozo the Clown" so she would never come back.
Bozo the Clown by jayklaw January 8, 2012
Bozo the Clown
When a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her asshole and yells, "Look everybody! I'm Bozo the Clown," as he hums the circus theme song, "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!"
My boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he's on his unicycle and performs one of them Bozo the Clowns!
Bozo the Clown by CherytheShitShow July 26, 2009
Bozo the clown
Bozo the clown is a variation of the spiderman. A normal spiderman is where the man ejaculates into his hand, and shoots the semen into the females face. Bozo the clown is the same, except that confetti is also used in the mixture. clown-like additions are encouraged to add authenticity; clown nose, small "honk honk" horn, unicycle, etc.
So I put on my clown outfit the other day and pulled a bozo the clown on Betty; we laughed and laughed. It was beautiful.
Bozo the clown by Ed the sock June 28, 2011
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