Bozo the Clown
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
I never want to see that woman again, so I gave her the "Bozo the Clown" so she would never come back.
by jayklaw January 5, 2012
When a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her asshole and yells, "Look everybody! I'm Bozo the Clown," as he hums the circus theme song, "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!"
My boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he's on his unicycle and performs one of them Bozo the Clowns!
by CherytheShitShow July 27, 2009
by That Lego on the floor February 15, 2017
When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.
After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.
by Adam Streams July 11, 2008
Bozo the clown is a variation of the spiderman. A normal spiderman is where the man ejaculates into his hand, and shoots the semen into the females face. Bozo the clown is the same, except that confetti is also used in the mixture. clown-like additions are encouraged to add authenticity; clown nose, small "honk honk" horn, unicycle, etc.
So I put on my clown outfit the other day and pulled a bozo the clown on Betty; we laughed and laughed. It was beautiful.
by Ed the sock June 25, 2011
hannon the bozo clown loves dogs very much and runs over cats with her clown car runs a circus and hates babys
hannon the bozo clown
by bozos fr May 25, 2022
Someone who fights alongside every trendy social media issue, but only shares memes for social clout and doesn’t actually do anything.
by Mr sparkle March 6, 2023