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what the boashe 

alternative to:
what the hell? what the f*ck? what the bloody hell? what the blood claart is goin on? a wot di bumbo raas klaart?
judje:ur being sentenced to 5 years in prison
man: ah what the BOASHE!

man1:do u have that £75 u owe me?
man2:no i havent been paid yet, i gave money to my mum, i got robbed in the street, give me till friday, i went in2 my house to get it but i instead walked out with a bowl of rice nd no money
man1:what the BOASHE u on about?

you find ur partner lookin through your mobile phone:
you:WHAT THE BOASHE!!

your friend has done something which u think is disrespectful so u say:

you:what the boashe u dealin wit?
frend:wot?
you:i said what the boashe r u dealin wit?
frend: what the boashe u on bout u crazy fool?

the boosh rule 

Invoking "The boosh rule" is a request to get back on task.

It originated during Run Amok recording sessions due to the natural tendency of the band and the producer to both get stuck talking about and quoting The Mighty Boosh for hours on end while they were supposed to be recording.

'The Boosh Rule' initially was a rule that was set to prevent this - no talking about The Mighty Boosh until you were finished tracking for the day.

In the time that has passed it has since spread and come to refer to any procrastination or lack of attention to the immediate task.
Meeting participant 1: So what's next on the agenda? I can't find it in the notes .. I wish there was a program guide for this ridiculous meeting.
Meeting participant 2: Oh hey did you hear that there's a new program guide service starting up?
Meeting participant 1: Cool, no I didn't - when does it go online?
Meeting participant 2: It should be starting soon, pretty cheap I hear.
Meeting participant 1: Neat, forward me the URL.
Meeting participant 3: Hey! You two! The Boosh Rule.
the boosh rule by nhac August 19, 2007

the mighty boosh 

a comedy more addictive than drugs written by noel fielding and julian barratt who star in it as vince noir (rock n roll star) and howard moon (jazz maverick)

also stars dave brown
dean learner
mike fielding
rich fulcher
and many others (enclusing bands like robots in disguise and razorlight)

there is a radio series
tv series
a live tour
and eventually there will be a film

its so much funnier than little britian because it doesn't use the same jokes over and over again,
it has new outlandish characters every episode (pretty much all of them played by noel or julian) and is simply just a lot funnier!

it also has a lot of music in it which is always good

some people won't get it and just think its 'silly'
but they're missing out!
its charming, witty and the best comedy ever written
clip from the mighty boosh:
*howard moon is fishing on black lake finally he catched something - old greg, half man half fish*

old gregg- hi there
howard- who are you
im old greg pleased to meet ya
h- what do you want?
og- maybe i should ask you the same question? what you doing in my waters?
h- just taking the ari you no... not fishing!
og -well then how comes this hooks in my head fool?
h- its nothing to do with me sir
og- its attached to ur rod mutha lika!
h- dont kill me.. iv got so much to give
og- easy now fuzzy little man peach, ever drunk bailyes from a shoe?
h- *whimpering*..what?
og- wanna go to a club where people wee on eachother
h- ..no
og- im gonna hurt you
h- excuse me?
og- i like you...what do you think of me?
h- i don't really no sir..
og- MAKE AN ASSESMENT
h-i think your a nice modern gentleman
og-'don't lie to me boy!
h- *almost crying im not lying
og- i no what u thinkin, here comes old greg - hes a scaley man fish u dont no me u dont no what i got, i got something to show you...thats gregs vagina! i got a mangina! im olg greeeeeg'

oooh i'll stop there
the mighty boosh by wimpwob September 24, 2008

The Mighty Boosh 

The most surreal thing on television at the moment. It does the drugs for you.
'Dude,have you seen 'The Mighty Boosh'? No? It will warp your mind.....

the mighty boosh 

an amazing half hour of pure unadulterated comedy on bbc2 wednesdays at 7pm the show mightve ended by the time anyone reads this. the show consists of two zoo keepers( howard moon and vince noir)really funny and a stoned weirdo (naboo)
everyone should watch the mighty boosh

kasabian likes the mighty boosh
the mighty boosh by kasabian December 22, 2004

the mighty boosh 

An amazingly fresh and surreal comedy; following the exploits of Howard Moon and Vince Noir in Bob Fossils Zoo.Really doesnt get the praise it deserves,and got screwed over by the schedulers when it made the move to BBC2.
The radio series is also well worth a look in.
Howard: There he is! the polar bear! what do you do!
Vince: ..We get along quite well
Howard: You don't just get along with a polar bear
Vince: I do,we just clicked!
the mighty boosh by ALH May 13, 2005