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The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.
The Bolts are incredibly Gay
The Bolts by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

burn the boats 

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
burn the boats by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

the bolt 

adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.

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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.

Are you being sarcastic?

No man. You are totally the bolt.
the bolt by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

Who's gonna carry the boats? 

to go into a transitive state of mental being | tapping into the PTSD of David Goggins experience of Navy Seal hell week training
Whilst bench pressing David Goggins is yelling: "Who's gonna carry the boats?"

Off the BOLT 

1) When somebody’s going insane… their bolts have come loose
2)Same as off the chain but white people don’t have to say it sarcastically anymore like they're making fun of saying off the chain (but in reality they use the word all the time!)
3)A bolt will come off when its not screwed on tight enough- therefore “off the bolt” can imply baggy vaginal labial or rectum.
1. Calm down Lil, you're off the bolt!
2. Djonik is off the bolt!
3. Her ba dunk-a-dunk is off the bolt. She's been places!
Off the BOLT by Ckopapyk September 9, 2004

Ride the bolt 

To put a rifle (usually from behind) in between an unsuspecting victims legs (usually a guy) have a buddy or a group of buddies grab the other end and proceed to yank said rifle plus victim up and down so as to ruin victims junk.
Did you see peanut. I'd hate to ride the bolt!!!
Ride the bolt by Gdiaz453 January 25, 2009

Jolt the bolt 

To furiously thrash the pork sword for release of seminal fluids
strewth my spuds are the size of space hoppers i really need to jolt the bolt before they burst
Jolt the bolt by Colonel fuckstick January 26, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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