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The blessed 

An umbrella term generally used to define an individual who uses rich older (sugar daddies/sugar mama's) individuals for financial gain. These rich individuals are also known as Blessers
The blessed are coming out in full numbers tonight with all these blessers hanging around.

I'm going out this weekend to get blessed by my sugar daddy.
The blessed by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020
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The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament 

A Catholic elementary and middle school in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. A great school academically and socially alike.
The student from the Academy of the Most Blessed Sacrament is very creative.

Blessed the car 

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.
"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

Blessed the beef 

He’s trying to stop the beef
Blessed the beef by Ktrap January 6, 2022

Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament 

beautiful church to get married yet dont expect it to give you the full happiness

maybe you can ask the pastor if you can bring your studies(homework ) and borrow their office room
at Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament, I want to perform to my boyfriend in a wedding dress

Blessed be the fruit 

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit
Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.