the benson
noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss
the benson by Danby January 11, 2009
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The Benson Method
The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.
Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.
The Benson Method by Condor027 April 30, 2011
Benson the duck
Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!
Benson the duck by Koio July 10, 2021
The Flaming Benson
The Flaming Benson by ChouGW December 4, 2021
The Benyon ; Benyoned
When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.
Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!
The Benyon ; Benyoned by Mike Van Horne February 10, 2005
The Benton
1)A female with an unusually large backside
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble
3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
2)A piercing glare used when you are in trouble
3)Also the name of the monster with eyeballs on its hands, in Pans Labyrinth
The Benton by SnapCracklePop22 January 6, 2010
The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk
A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.
If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.
Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.
Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!
Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!
The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026
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