shondles

shoes, or the affirmative 'sure', alternatively, see also trondles and chondles

lament - "oh, i can't put me shondles on"

affirmation - Q. "fried breakfast tomorrow morning?" A. "for shondles!"

by Danby February 17, 2009

trondles

trousers. see also chondles, shondles

"you comin' out, sunshine?"

"yeah just let me put me trondles on"

by Danby February 17, 2009

the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby February 02, 2008

chondles

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.

'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'

by Danby February 13, 2009