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Murda on the beat so it's not nice 

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.
*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!
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DJ on the beat so it’s a banger 

The product we tag that comes before a song that is a banger
Song: “DJ on the beat so it’s a banger!”
Listener: “Damn, did shit really is a banger!”

The Beast of Slutton 

An extremely violent and belligerent, alcoholic comulsive sex addict who a resident of the English town Sutton in Surrey; alias Slutton.
The Beast of Slutton is often seen in and around Sutton town centre frequenting various night clubs, car parks and public lavatories and is also seen from time to time in and around Croydon in South London, where she is known to be a frequenter of a heavy metal goth bar.
This woman can be easily recognised by the fact that she is usually absurdly dressed in a strange combination gothic and fettish clothing, usually consisting of leather boots and bare corsette and a black and green netted frill resembling some form of ludicrous tutu and is often seen carrying a whip.
This woman is further distinguishable by her apparent brazen willingness to committ acts of indescent exposure by exhibiting her bodily functions in public and without the slightest encouragement from anyone else.
Eye witness reports testify that this woman although deceptively calm when sober, is in actual fact an extremely dangerous, violent and sexually depraved dipsomaniac and has often been observed performing acts of blatant sexual exposure and direct sexual assault on complete strangers of both sexes at random. Furthermore this woman is known to have stalked some people and apparently often attempts to follow men home in the hope of some form of sexual gratification. Indeed it is said that she has often showed up alone on peoples front door steps in the early hours of the morning, demanding to be let in and pelting their windows with stones, whilst shouting obscene insults in burbling drunken stupor.
People who have seen her describe her as white, in her late twenties, short, slightly overweight and porsine and say that she is likely to be carrying sexually transmitted diseases.

The Four Best Friend's 

The four best friends anybody could ever have. This includes Jenn, who CAN keep her legs closed, Mike, who is chill as fuck and blazes fat, Jake, who has a hobo beard & gets fuuuucked up, and finally, Amanda, who laughs like baby seals and is vicious. We occasionally like to chill on Mill, but I guess that got old. We piss in Filly B parking lots, we strictly speak nothing but GANGSTA talk. I suggest you don't fuck with us, becuz we be STRAPPED NIGGA.
Shit dude, did you see The Four Best Friend's? They were walking down the street, we shouldn't fuck with them...

she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

What's the best rate? 

A confusing question to fill out gaps of awkward silence.
What's the best rate?
In terms of what?
Anything.
IDK.
What's the best rate? by NeoCelt January 16, 2024

O.S. The Best 

A common name used to describe someone that is very sensitive. "O" stands for "Over" and "S" stands for "Sensitive"
Guy 1: Did you see that guy cry in the movies?

Guy 2: Yea he is O.S. The Best

Guy 1: Exactly
O.S. The Best by Boinkin Her February 13, 2010