the baboon
Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.
the baboon by blake57 October 26, 2011
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what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back
what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
shoot the baboon
The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.
shoot the baboon by djmuz May 31, 2016
Strangling the Baboon
To aggressively masturbate.
Strangling the Baboon by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023
Playing the Babongos
Is a term used in Fortnite for players that are W-Keying full squads for no reason when all their squad mates are dead and they’re supposed to be bringing them back at a Reboot Van.
Playing the Babongos by pumkinPatchPETE June 1, 2024
The Big Baboof
Just when he thought it could'nt get any worse, that they had hit the lowest of the lows, then fate dealt the big baboof, and then their future was sealed
The Big Baboof by Michael Glenn Baker April 14, 2008
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