the baboon 

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

the baboon by blake57 October 26, 2011

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back by blueskypanda June 6, 2020

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

shoot the baboon by djmuz May 31, 2016

Strangling the Baboon 

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

Strangling the Baboon by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

Playing the Babongos 

Is a term used in Fortnite for players that are W-Keying full squads for no reason when all their squad mates are dead and they’re supposed to be bringing them back at a Reboot Van.

Bro is playing the Babongos again, might as well just quit out now and go back to Sea of Thieves.

Playing the Babongos by pumkinPatchPETE June 1, 2024

The Big Baboof 

A slightly less than catastrophic event set into motion to do someone wrong.

Just when he thought it could'nt get any worse, that they had hit the lowest of the lows, then fate dealt the big baboof, and then their future was sealed

The Big Baboof by Michael Glenn Baker April 14, 2008