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The Accident of 1993

Im so sorry. It wasn’t my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didn’t prove anything. IM SO SORRY.
person 1: heard of the accident of 1993?
person 2: no..?
me: good.

Hot tub fail - the accident 

A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)
Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...

before the accident 

A phrase uttered after saying something for which it fits, as judged by the speaker (usually it is said after mistakenly uttering a phrase that you know will come across as nostalgic in some way, often starting with the words "I used to..."). Alternatively, can be "BTA," "since the accident," or "STA." Usually accompanied by a stoic, nostalgic, headtilt when said in person.
I used to like Colbert... before the accident.

What's up with 3pac?
She's always been that way... since the accident.
before the accident by Belonky April 29, 2009

I lost my hat in the accident 

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.
“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

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<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>

The Car Accident 

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.
I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.