The William
The William by Spinny April 5, 2008
Words you can keep
The William Wallace
How to perform “The William Wallace”
Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.
Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”
Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.
Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace”
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
The William Wallace by Maskalawia July 11, 2014
The William Hung Effect
The phrase refers to the condition where an American Idol contestant, with no talent, goes on the show hoping to acquire fifteen minutes of fame (or infamy). This phenomenon does not specify whether the contestant has an accurate self-perception of how terrible they are.
American Idol producers rely on this percentage of the contestant population to put together the first few shows of each season.
American Idol producers rely on this percentage of the contestant population to put together the first few shows of each season.
The William Hung Effect by e009 January 19, 2007
The William Howard Taft
It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"
"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"
2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."
"So what'd you do?"
"I gave her the William Howard Taft"
(high five)
"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"
2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."
"So what'd you do?"
"I gave her the William Howard Taft"
(high five)
The William Howard Taft by BrownieO July 30, 2009
The William Warren
The William Warren by Boris Johnson December 11, 2019
The William Tell
A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
Guy2: Did you win?
Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.
B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
The William Tell by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
The William Face
'The William Face' is The face William Brown makes when he is shitting rainbows and molesting unicorns
The William Face by TheWilliamFaceInc. September 9, 2011
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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