The Water 

Ejaculate; semen.

"I splash on your girl like water. I splash on your girl with the water." - Ugly God

The Water by Ancient Gangsta June 12, 2017

the Water spout 

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

the Water spout by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

The Water Ballon 

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!

Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon

The Water Ballon by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013

the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

the water bottle by Thewaterbottlequeen September 1, 2017

The water is in the lint trap 

Code for when some serious shit's about to go down

Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!

The water is in the lint trap by Atomik235 October 17, 2019

The Water Hose

You perform the water hose when you drink while taking a piss, therefore pulling water from a source and giving it as well.

Dammit Makenzieleigh, thank you so much for this camelback, I'm so hyrdrated I can do the water hose on the go.

The Water Hose by isaboble August 8, 2022

the water god 

Sam Parsons. (Posiedon) Really really really (x a million) hot guy!

Sam Parsons is so hot and he swims!

the water god by hmmmmm April 23, 2004