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The Triple 

When you Cum, crap yourself and puke at the same time.
Just before I started my Community Service... there was an incident with his girl, I picked her up in this Dentist waiting room. She was having some kind of oral surgery, so we go out few drinks, couple of Kebabs right and then it's straight back to her place. Start with the shagging, I built up a nice rhythm and i'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone and then BAM! all hell breaks loose, I tripled myself. it's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time. Thre bodily functions, doing the Triple.
The Triple by drek258 December 20, 2010
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The Triple 

When a person cums, vomits, and shits at the same time.
Hey bruh I was fucking Stacy drunk as hell, and I accidently pulled the triple . Yeah dude, I came, shit, and vomited all at once, it was gross dude.
The Triple by YEatBoi October 9, 2017

The Triple Six Standard 

The Triple Six Standard represents the three characteristics most women yearn for in a man. The first is being 6 feet tall or taller, the second is having a 6-inch penis or larger, and the third is having an income of 6 figures or more.
Yeah, the Triple Six Standard is harsh, since two of the three characteristics we have no control over. - random upset man

The Triple Derk 

The process in which one takes two hoses from a hookah and takes three long hits back-to-back-to-back resulting in a buzz that exceeds all understanding. The less time in between hits the better and the final Derk should be held for as long as possible to prolong the communion with Mohammed.
You wanna hit The Triple Derk? Im feelin pretty derka-ish tonight.
The Triple Derk by Derka-stan June 14, 2009

The Triple Sac 

The act by which a male participant grasps the undermost skin of the scrotum (directly above the foremost part of the taint) using only the second knuckles of every finger. Meanwhile, while utilizing both thumbs, push the head of the flaccid phallus into the scrotum itself. Creating the 'frightened turtle' illusion. With the fingers still clasped, simply pull the undercoating over the thumbs and release them. (Think of this as over-tucking into bed.) If all goes accordingly, you have just executed the Triple Sac and have become three times the man of Tom Green.
While trimming your marvelous ball fro, attempt to incorporate the triple sac method to prevent minor cuts, dings and razor burn to the undersack.
The Triple Sac by DirtNasty Dan September 1, 2011

The Triple B 

otherwise known as "back burner bitch."
a name for someone who your group of friends doesnt particularly like to hang out with, but if you are alone and all other friends are busy, you call your "triple b" and they are always anxious and willing to hang out.

pretty much a friend who will always be a last resort and they have no idea.
bob: hey are we all hanging out tonight?!
fred: of course, is The Triple B coming?
fred: uh, no dude.
bob: thank god...

-a day later-

bob: hey mark! freds out of town, do you wanna come over and chill?
mark: WOULD I EVER!
The Triple B by thenotoriousCET July 30, 2010
Word of the Day on April 6, 2019

The triple gang

Jemma slagwell

amybird turd

Kaceyoh neil pikey

These 3 slags are the hardest chavys round gsend mush is scared of them so much as they are so scary and they all bum each other because they all sleep in the same bed and they finger each other like what slags do in the night they are always wet over each other and they take the piss out of animals the cruel animal shaggers
The triple gang
THEY ARE DOG RAPISTS
slagwell she is a minge and never gets hit
bird turd she licks dogs on daily
oh Neil pikey wettest don eats cats
The triple gang by Harvir Grewel December 10, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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