Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Derk

The computer geek version of Derek.

Computer geeks cannot pronounce words of more than one syllable therefore Derek becomes Derk. Derk is the formal form but can be malformed further into Derkio when geeks want something Derek has, this is usually edible items eg cake or orange flavoured kit-kats.

by minerva1961 April 06, 2010

Derk

A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)

I'm a derk, you're a derk, we're all derks.

by MariaDerk and KatieDerk April 13, 2013

Derk

A word mixing the common insults; dick, dork, and jerk together. A derk is usually used to describe an annoying or agitating person/place/thing.

That guy is such a derk.

It was like walking into Derksville.

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

Derk

To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C

O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.

by DJ Joey C February 29, 2008

Derk

Jerk and Dick Head.

My ex is a Derk!

by sistasarah March 02, 2013

Derk

A dick and a jerk

Ryan is a derk, he never does dishes.

by JackJustinFilms August 25, 2018