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The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.
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"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"

The Torres Trifecta

When someone receives a text, gif, meme, pic, or video from all 3 Torres brothers.
Dino Dave was both thrilled and scared to open The Torres Trifecta. A pic from Donnnie, the meme from Desi, and a video from PJ.
The Torres Trifecta by Tangrizfan November 28, 2023

the dirty torres 

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
Bryan Torres died of "the dirty Torres"
the dirty torres by scogar August 7, 2009

e.t. the extra-terrestrial 

One of the worst games in video game history.

Made in the Atari 2600, this game was based of the movie E.T., but it was never as good. It's highly noted as one of the factors for the video game crash of 1983. One of the (highly) possible reasons of it's extremely bad gameplay was because it skilled audience testing, and another reason is Warshaw (the designer) only had 5 1/2 weeks to make it.

It's also banned to be talked about in any school ever. Reports of people saying it have caused people to look at the game, and then gain PTSD on the horrible experience.
History Teacher: Okay class, can anybody tell me something in the past that severely effected humans?
Gamer Student: E.T. the extra-terrestrial?
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GAME!
Gamer Student: Bu-
History Teacher: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GAME

Terrence the Techno Tank 

A small car, most likely from Japan, that is awesome and filled with lights that light up the night sky. Most often rode downtown with the windows down and music blaring. When people stop and turn to look the people inside the car yell obscene things at them.
"Hey, you guys wanna go for a ride in Terrence the Techno Tank and yell at people?"

Ass tore out the frame 

Bitch, don't come up in here startin no bullshit...'cause you gonna fuck around and get yo' ass tore out the frame!
Ass tore out the frame by nct13 August 16, 2012