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The Tao(w) is the art of war's intials, with the silenet war. It is a distranslation of the dao to use a cookie cutter sheet like the ones people use to sell there soul over the ever enduring Tao.

Translated by Aliester Crowley and Lionel Giles and a few others.
The Tao, oh yeah that's the religion that just doesn't seem right.
The Tao by MineOwedWu's January 13, 2021
Words you can keep

The Tao Of Badass

The Tao of Bad Ass is a Dating Program/Ebook that teaches you techniques in approaching women, getting women to approach you, and ultimately getting the woman/women of your dreams.

Further Information:

thetaoofbadassreviewer.org
Paddy was a virgin until he discovered The Tao Of Badass Program.
The Tao Of Badass by reviewman March 5, 2013

the tao of boobies 

a way of life centered around the obsession, pursuit and worship of bountiful beautiful naked breasts, literally the way of the breasts
there is much truth in the tao of boobies, for a perky breast can inspire poets

The Tao of Collin 

Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.

1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.

2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.

3. Chill. Be cool.

4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.

5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.

6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."

7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.

8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.

9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)

10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.

The Tao of Pi 

How the cleansing and healing power of the five elements—fire, water, wood, metal, earth—could open our minds and bodies to the hidden beauty or symmetry of the number π.
To truly experience, feel, or visualize pi, a pure mathematician turned Zen Master recommended his students to the tao of pi—when they might see the invisible in π with their mind’s or spiritual eye.
The Tao of Pi by Fasters January 25, 2022
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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