The Top 

n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.

You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.

The Top by jamilreis May 19, 2008

The top 

The best of the best. Used to congratulate some one on the way they did something.

-Hellen your the top!

The top by Idio Morrum October 12, 2005

The Top J 

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

The Top J by Anonymous 444 January 17, 2023

The Top Gear Effect 

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.

The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."

The Top Gear Effect by Louiefook April 2, 2016

The Top Tens 

A gay website where people complain too much

The top tens is so full of negativity

The Top Tens by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

The Top Gun 

A sex act in which you put four fingers inside your partner's vagina, and the thumb inside her asshole. The 4 fingers are the top gun, and the thumb is the wingman.

I HAVE CREATED THE TOP GUN, NEXT UP; THE MAVERICK. I AM BASICALLY THE PICASSO OF SEX ACTS.

The Top Gun by Kim Dong-Illmatic May 25, 2009

the top house 

Slang for the top pub in a village.

"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"

the top house by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005