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The Scout 

When a man smells his fingers after he sticks them in a woman's vagina to make sure that they don't stink.
Johnny sent down the scout to Destiny's vagina to make sure it wasn't stinky. After smelling his fingers, he made the choice to not go down on her.
The Scout by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

run the scout 

The act of inserting a finger (usually the pinky) into the anus of a sexual partner, to ensure that there are no abrasive materials (I.e. peanuts, sunflower seed shells etc.) to ensure that chafing is avoided during intercourse.
Brad: “I think I’d like to have anal sex tonight”
Chad: “I dunno, I ate two bags of sunflower seeds last night”
Brad: “it’s ok, I’ll run the scout first”
run the scout by Whiskeybend June 1, 2018

Send the Scout 

A term used to describe an exploratory sexual act while fingering a girl, involving usually your small pinky finger, to discover the orientation of a girl's likelihood for anal.
Billy was hooking up with Sara last night and he tried to send the scout, but she wanted nothing to do with it.
Send the Scout by Honkhogan82 October 18, 2008

the boy scout 

The sexual act of using one's hands to stimulate or erect their partner's penis by using the stick fire-starter motion, commonly used in boy scouts.
"We were in the bathtub the other night and she totally did the boy scout on me!"
the boy scout by Tonya and Steve January 12, 2009

wailing on the cub scout 

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.
It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

the boy scout leader 

When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.

Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.
"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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