LightEmUpRuRu's definitions

Read Option

The act of a male placing a finger in a female's anus during sex. The man does this to read the female's defense of potential anal sex.

"Nick, why didn't you put it in Debbie's ass?"

"When I ran the read option on her she didn't like my finger in her butt. I had to shut it down"

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

The Scout

When a man smells his fingers after he sticks them in a woman's vagina to make sure that they don't stink.

Johnny sent down the scout to Destiny's vagina to make sure it wasn't stinky. After smelling his fingers, he made the choice to not go down on her.

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

Spicy Quesadilla

When a woman uses hot sauce to masturbate.

Meredith decided to use Chalula when she masturbated, thus making a spicy quesadilla.

by LightEmUpRuRu December 14, 2014