When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.
The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.
Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
one partner hot karls the other, then dips the first three fingers of each hand in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then wipes the fingers, starting directly under the nose, out and down, at a 45 degree angle from the nostril, stopping at the bottom lip,to create a poo mustache. volia, the samelliot.
it was incredible, i had this freaky ho, lauren, and she was cool with the hot karl, but, surprise surprise she got the samelliot. I loved, she...not so much.
When Sam feeds for first 30 minutes of a DotA game, only to come back by last hitting all the enemies he can.
Tom: "OMG Sam is feeding again on Sniper"
Darren: "Don't worry he'll come back from our god tier 9k plays later on and carry us"
Tom: "Thank fuck, I'm too retarded to carry us lategame"
Darren: ""The Sam Effect" it never ends"
Tom: "Fucking kill me"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.