The Sam

When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.

Only alumni have gracefully mastered the art of The Sam.

by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020

Maskgina

When a vagina shape forms in the middle of your surgical mask every time you start talking.

Tia, your maskgina is showing.

by sammysamsamsam June 04, 2020